After innumerable turndowns, Diane (Shelley Long) finally accepts Sam's marriage proposal, only to be told that the offer has expired. Unwilling to take no for an answer (though she's proven more than willing to dish it out), Diane vows to break up Sam's romantic weekend with another woman at the Sea Shadows Inn. Unbeknownst to Diane, her rival has not shown, forcing Sam (Ted Danson) to go through an elaborate charade. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi