February 10, 2013
Someone Shoot Me
I didn't have high expectations for this movie. But against my better judgement, I saw it anyway. It was awful. Worse than I imagined.
The plot was ... I don't even know what it was supposed to be about. It was a bunch half-cocked killing scenes strung together for 91 LONG minutes. Watching someone play a violent video game would be more entertaining.
The action was dumb and gory, you could see the "twists" coming from a mile out, the acting was horrible (why does Stallone's face not move when he talks? You can barely understand what he's saying), and all the characters are so dislikeable, you kind of hope they all get taken out. And soon.
In a time when 3 hour movies seem to be the norm, you know there's a problem when a 90 minute movie has you begging for it to be over after 20 minutes. Don't waste your time. You'll regret it.
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