60

The New York Times

This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative.
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40

Variety

By Ronnie Scheib
This messy amalgam of mysticism, romance, satire, social criticism and cartoonish f/x seems destined for discount DVD bins.
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30

Los Angeles Times

By Robert Abele
To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
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20

Austin Chronicle

By Marc Savlov
The film is an ingenious, deranged, bloated, and just plain batshit crazy riff on advertising and the mad men and women it creates and/or consumes. Heady stuff, but it's no "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." This film is absolutely mental, and not in a good way, either.
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16

The Playlist

By Drew Taylor
Whatever Branded is selling, we aren't buying.
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0

Village Voice

By Michael Atkinson
Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned.
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20 out of 100
Generally unfavorable reviews
Metascore® based on all critic reviews. Scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.