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Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.
Boat Trip is happily a no-holds-barred, all-out farce in which zany complications escalate rapidly and continually. Read full review
The only thing a movie this unrefined needs is a vaudevillian in baggy pants and someone hawking peanuts in the aisle. Read full review
If this garbage sounds like your kind of thing, and the folks who jump up and talk back to the screen are your kind of people, then, sweetheart, you and this movie deserve each other. Read full review
An unfunny fish-out-of-water comedy. Read full review
Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive. Read full review
A smutty, imbecilic farce. Read full review
Washout. Lacking the mojo even to be offensive in its stereotypical view of gays and women, this excruciating cocktail of sitcom plotting and gross-out humor makes a clunky cheesefest like "The Love Boat" look like breezy, sophisticated fun. Read full review
If Boat Trip were screened on a cruise ship, most of the passengers would be dog-paddling back to shore. Read full review
This comedy is harmless, too, when measured against the vast array of harms that the world has to offer. It's also stupid, strident, witless, pitifully inept and bad for what ails you. Read full review
Had the ghost of Paul Lynde swanned by in a caftan-clad cameo, you couldn't find a more outdated, miscalculated collection of stale, queen-size stereotypes than those trotted out on this ship of fools. Read full review