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Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.
There are all sorts of noteworthy people in this silly vampire epic, including acting greats Sir Ben Kingsley and Geraldine Chaplin, but the only artist this critic wants to heap praise upon is the regrettably unidentified Supervisor of Blood Splatter: Nice work, dude. Read full review
The only thing left unsliced is the ham in BloodRayne, yet another video game adaptation by German genre specialist Uwe Boll and a movie with more fading - or faded - talent than an Italian basketball team. Read full review
With minimal flare and maximal gore, Boll simply delivers the turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences that have made him the unstoppable Big Boss of the gaming community. Read full review
Attention, Ben Kingsley (I mean, Sir Ben Kingsley): It's officially time to turn in your Oscar. Read full review
Our blood-smacking antiheroine, Rayne (Kristanna Loken), isn't a vampire; she's a dhampir, a half-human, half-vampire cross-fiend who's as anguished, strange, and sloppy as mercenaries, or movies, get. Read full review
While there's no fun in mediocrity, ludicrousness is another matter. Boll is the best at what he does, and what he does is make truly terrible films. Read full review
Semicoherent. Read full review
Anemic action-fantasy. Read full review
Maybe everyone involved was hoping that no one would see this movie, but Madsen is the only one who should fear anyone seeing his work. Read full review
Ghastly-bad. Read full review
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… awful/awesome … Read full review