Beowulf

By poop23565486
Written December 01, 2007
I AM BEOWULF!! [SAID IN A LOUD, SISSY, CHOPPY, MOTIVATING,KIND OF A LITTLE BIT KOOKY, LITTLE BIT OF PAZZ, A HINT OF WISPERING, CONSTIPATIONLY & ITS ALL PUT TOGETHER IN ONE SHOUND.... ITS ABSOLUTLY AMAZINGLY COOL DAWG! PPPHAAA!] THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD BE BEOWULF... HE IS LIKE MY TOTAL IDOIL!! HE IS SO MUSCULAR & LIKE REALLY REALLY HOTTT... I WAS LIKE SWEATING!!FFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT HOME DAWGS!! ALWAYS REMEMBER TO KEEP IT REAL & TO PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!! TTTTTTOTALLY DUDE!! LOVE YOU ALL, DEREK JOHNSON IV P.S. IM SECERETLY IN LOVE WITH TOBY KEITH! & I PLAY SOCCER & I PLAY THE VOLION AMAZINGLY WELL... NOT BUT ITHNK I DO! PPPHHAAA!
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bad

By sjophynnae
Written November 18, 2007
This is not even the real epic story of Beowulf, it was a twisted interpretation. Very disappointing.
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Way to go Bob Z!

By bigfilmfan
Written November 18, 2007
How could 'Beowulf' ever be brought to the screen? An all star cast of real actors is a help... a well conceived script with larger than life characters and a magnificent score. Great film that drew attention from the get go. Sex, violence and an epic story of truth and heros. That's what I'm talking about.Great job from Ray Winstone who was unknown to ne until earlier this year. What an actor.
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OH MY!

By socal350
Written November 23, 2007
THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE WAS WHEN I GOT TO LEAVE.
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If you're an idiot, stay home...

By TPJR
Written November 19, 2007
In my opinion this is a Must Go! movie, but it's obviously not for morons, and as we all know, there are quite a few out there. Neighbors, friends, relatives... hence the Go instead of Must Go! Overall, they changed some story points from the poem (that's poem people, not book, just because you read it out of one in high school doesn't make it one) but this was the most literal and bad*** translation of the famed original that has or will ever be produced. Action...amazing, Macho...through the roof, Great FX...were you even watching? People keep complaining that they didn't know it was animated, how stupid can you be, pay attention to trailers and TV spots! And they keep complaining there was no story, hello, have you ever read the poem? There's a monster, we need somone to kill it, that's the story. Beowulf is an action filled Man's type of movie, same as the Epic was so long ago... See it. But not if you're an idiot.
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