Written
January 20, 2007
Alpha Dog
Wowzy Wow Wow! Life getting out of hand amongst the rich stoner coulture of So Cal? Say it isn't so! Da young Bitches were all hot enuff to make me want to get all tatted up like Justin Timberlake and join da party. Oh, let's see... that's right. A lot of subtle character stuff happens as the bright eyed, Frodo-esque kidnapee kisses the punky kidnappers' asses and loses his virginity in a very sentimental threesome in someone's pool. Oh, then he gets killed (oops! Spoiler behind!) because Timberlake's character is such a ***** underneath all those tatoos. The mother plays the only likable person in the show. Oh, and here's an original role for Bruce Willis: 'tight lipped tough guy'. A real ground breaker!
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