At first glance, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus sounds AWESOME! Kind of like the first time you heard about Snakes on a Plane. The title gets right to the point. Unfortunately there is a serious lack of Shark vs Octopi. This movie stars the artist formally known as Debbie Gibson (now Deborah.) who is studying whales in what may or may not be the polar ice caps. As her and her assistant are conducting their study, a guy who may or may not be military drops a pulse sonar into the ocean. Why are either of them doing these things? Who knows! But the sonar cracks what is a massive ice berg that houses both Mega Shark and Giant Octopus. What happens after that makes little sense. Debbie decides she is going to talk to her old professor about what they encountered. And the assistant decides he's getting out of this movie. The giant octopus crushes and off shore drill. Mega Shark leaps into the air to bite a plane in half. There is more, but I'm running out of room. But the fight is only 5 mins.