Go see this formula, predictable, self parody of a movie. If you know what you're going to get, it's GREAT! You will see: Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke. Sly Stallone telling Arnold Schwarzenegger they should all be in a museum. Stallone pumped up cartoon Popeye arms. Arnold doing lines from The Terminator. Nobody f'ing Jake Gyllenhall. Randy "The Natural" trying to make believe he's an actor. Dolph Lundgren actually getting a couple of lines... Bruce Willis is a ****. Van Damme is a bad guy. Bad guys still can't shoot or fight worth a damn. Everyone survives the plane crash. Nobody kisses the girl. ...(read more)
The Expendables 2