Go see this formula, predictable, self parody of a movie. If you know what you're going to get,
it's GREAT! You will see:
Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke.
Sly Stallone telling Arnold Schwarzenegger they should all be in a museum.
Stallone pumped up cartoon Popeye arms.
Arnold doing lines from The Terminator.
Nobody f'ing Jake Gyllenhall.
Randy "The Natural" trying to make believe he's an actor.
Dolph Lundgren actually getting a couple of lines...
Bruce Willis is a ****.
Van Damme is a bad guy.
Bad guys still can't shoot or fight worth a damn.
Everyone survives the plane crash.
Nobody kisses the girl.
The Expendables 2
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