The reason they say, "Don't let anyone tell you what it is" is because if they did, you wouldn't
waste your money on this huge steaming pile of dog excrement.
It's basically a movie about a frumpy housewife with two handicapped kids that puts up a fake profile and pretends to be a hot chick. That's it. Nothing scary, suspenseful, shocking or anything else. In fact, the only thing shocking about it, is its complete and blatant disregard of anything shocking.
The makers of this film act as if it's unheard of to put up a fake profile and to pretend to be someone else. Not sure what rock they've been hiding under for the last couple decades, but this is a standard practice on virtual environments like the Internet. And I'm even more confused why they thought this would be a good premise for a movie.
Very touching movie, despite some unbelievable elements. I don't like romantic movies, but this one
had enough morbidity and suspense to keep me interested. I think the film's message is very good; there needs to be more compassion in the world, and less selfish annoying assholes (especially ones that like to talk on cell-phones while they cut people off in traffic).
This is the first movie in a long time that I can honestly say I enjoyed from beginning to end.
It's an intelligent, well-written, gritty and artistic action adventure for adults; something that you won't get from pig ****like Pineapple Express or The Mummy. The people saying it has bad acting are obviously too young, daft or too geeky to appreciate gritty 60's and 70's-stye exploitation films; something that Tarantino excels at producing. And as far as those complaining about the violence and nudity, grow a pair of balls or stay at your soda and pie church picnics. This film is for those that enjoy well-crafted cinema that's not afraid to hit you hard with a politically incorrect arsenal and leave you bleeding in the gutter. In other words, it's not your typical McMovie that Hollywood likes to crank out or your typical pseudo-intellectual prozac-laden Wes Anderson-ish piece of ****. This movie is as raw as it gets.
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